I get progressively uglier throughout the day
i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet
"I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone."
Dan Howell (via corruptional)
That’s what psychology is for!
(Source: phanjam, via i-always-love-more)
My only talent is breathing
I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”